Monday, May 10, 2004

ynoe i cant figure out if i've been rehired by FOTT or wot, man. they keep calling me back to do their bidding. which is a good thing, i spose, since im getting paid to do their bidding.

owell. money earned is a good thing, right?

anyways. i was out with the ol poly gang yesterday night. i was with Nadiah, rishi beardy, Naddy, Din abang, Chups and Elaine. we just mooched around and chilled out for a couple of hours. i love the ol gang :) however, the buggers had/wanted to go home early(like, at 11pm. thats pretty damn early, yo) so i called Chai up and asked him if we could meet up.

and so i ended up with Chai&co at Swing, which is this pub thats got a live band at cuppage. been there a few times before, its alright i spose. so anyways. we were all there to celebrate Eldon's birthday. well, everybody else was there to celebrate Eldon's birthday. i didnt know t'was Eldon's birthday til Chai told me. but t'was cool!! i later gave him a really really cool birthday present.. i'll tell you abt it soon.. *chuckle*

so yeahh. i was there with Chai, Eldon, Kensuke, Andre, Janice Goh, Priscilla, Glenn np, Mark, Sean, Ben, Neo, and these 2 other girls. i think their names're Jan(not to be confused with Janice Goh) and Chong Hui.

and Chai told me, "maddie, i like yer cross." coz i was wearing this ostentatious black jewelled cross around my neck. and Eldon said, "maddie, i like yer lace." coz i was wearing this clingy top that looked like lingerie and it had lace over the right boob. and then Chai and Eldon went like, "ooh.. maddie.. so sexy.." and im like, "shut up, fuck."

anyways. back to Swing. Andre was cool, he bought me my first bottle of beer for the night. thanks man, you rawwwkk. go go heineken! and Andre! he's a year younger than i am but he's so cute, i wish he was my lil bro. he's taller than me tho. then again, who isnt..? *grumble mutter mumble*

so yea. anyways. some of us played 5-10(my suggestion) and Janice Goh went all gungho, she said that the first time you get it right, the person on yer left drinks. which is what happens normally yea. however, if the person gets it right a 2nd time, the person on the left doesnt drink, the person has to choose either Truth or a Dare. and the third round, well, its just Dare.

and guess what? Janice Goh Pek Lin is sitting on my left.

and the whole night, only one person was made to choose either a Truth or a Dare. and it only happened once. and i got both rounds right. haha! so first round, Janice downed some Johnnie Walker straight(yea, everyone's gotta drink that during 5-10. i dont know who brought the unopened bottle down, but man, the entire bottle was gone by the end of the night). and the second round i got it right(no one else ever got a second round right.. i SO rock), she had to choose between a Truth or a Dare. and she chose a Dare.

so this is where Eldon's birthday present comes in. killing two birds with one stone, ynoe ynoe ;) lil ol efficient moi.

so for the Dare, i made Janice lick Eldon's year really seductively for 10seconds. pictures were taken, the moment was immortalised in film. yippee! happy birthday, Eldon. he liked my present, he told me he did.

and then of course i lost once at 5-10 and i had to drink the Johnnie Walker. it is bloody fire. but i got quite high la. luckily Andre had bought like 6 bottles of hoegarden(one of those bottles were for me) so i had smth to wash the black label down with.

anyways. most of us were in in this drunken crazy festive mood. t'was crazy, but t'was crazily fun.

lemme list down some of the stuff we did.
1)Eldon opened up the cgar one of the guys gave him and he smoked it. and he was like some giant pimp ynoe, with the swagger and the cigar in his mouth.

2)coz a live band plays at Swing, they asked if anybody was having their birthday there. and of course we all yelled, "Eldon!!" and Eldon waved his arms around like crazy. and they asked him up on stage, and asked him to sing a song. he didnt know what song to sing, the fella. but he picked a good song in the end, man. he sang No Woman No Cry by Bob Marley.

man.. the band played.. and Eldon sang.. and some of us at the table just stood up and SANG right along with him.. i was one of em. and we waved our arms.. and i took up a lighter and waved it along too.. and Glenn np took up the tealight thingy on the table and waved THAT.. man.. that was an awesome moment, man..

3)and most of us got really damn high as the night wore on. the waitress brought Eldon's birthday cake out, and we sang, and only a slice of cake was cut. the rest wasnt. i dont know who started flinging cake around, but i got it on my face and clothes and hair and back and jeans and even on my bloody jacket.

and i was so high i couldnt even clean myself up properly, Andre was cleaning Janice and me up. i mean, if i was sober i would've gotten pissed off to have cake on my face and all man. but i was high, and everything was just fucking funny, ynoe. i even found it amusing that i couldnt clean myself up properly.

i cleaned the cake off my face, and i thought i was done. and then Andre comes up to me and he's wiping me up and im like, "WHOAHH!! i NEVER knew there was cake THERE! or THERE! or THERE!!" but i said it all in my head la.

that was a great moment of self-discovery. almost felt like the moment Jesus was born.

4)i got really emo when i was high, and i went to take a piss, and alluva sudden i decided to call Donovan. and i was just being all fucking emo la.. *shudder* but yea. and i'd be talking to him in the loo, and Chai and Andre and whoever would be banging on the toilet door from time to time, yelling, "maddie! are you okay??" and i'd yell back, "im alright! fuck off!!" but they never did really properly piss off, coz they'd come back.

i love my concerned friends. they make sure i dont kill myself.. just kidding. i wouldnt kill myself ever. unless i got really really drunk one day and then i stumble onto a road and a lorry mows me down. but that wouldnt be me killing myself, that'd just be a tragic accident.

and not JUST tragic, it'd be bloody tragic thats wot it'd be, coz the world would never again have another Maddie like me, and then what would the world do, eh?

5)Chai toppled over alotta beer bottles the entire night. he spilled beer on Janice, too. i dont know, Chai was just super clumsy la.

6)and when i was high, i saw Janice gulping down the johnnie walker straight from the bottle as if t'was water. if i'd been sober i would've grabbed the bottle from her hands. however, i wasnt sober, i was inebriated. so iall i did was stare at her drinking and mumble to myself, "wah lau.. she's crazy.. she's damn crazy man.."

7)Janice and Glenn np ended up getting piss drunk and unconscious. both of em barfed up. and then Chai sent em back to his place so they could sleep. apparantly the both of em were really heavy. ah well. bloody deadweights, waddya expect, eh? ***

and after that, the bunch of us went to cine to catch Van Helsing at 4.15am. we met Soong and Eugenia, and only the both of em, Chai, Eldon, Andre, Pris, Kensuke and i caught the movie. the rest headed home.

and at cine, we saw Shawn there. Andre and i talked to him a lil, Andre more than i. they were both in the same year at barker and i dont know Shawn that well, after all. but the boy's lookin goooood!! *chuckle*

and we all kept bumping into Shawn at cine. i mean, its like 3+am at cine, there arent loads of people around ynoe? plus Shawn was wearing this long sleeved maroon shirt and you cant miss that shirt in a *not* crowd.

and coz i was still kinda high, i was doing stupid things la. like when the bunch of us were on the escalator up i spotted Shawn downstairs, and i yelled,"BYW SHAWN!" and then Andre would yell,"BYE SHAWN!"..and so the vicious cycle continues.

and i got a piggyback from Eldon outside cine, and Chai and Andre gave me a bloody wedgie. not that i was sober enough to give half a rat's arse abt it. i was juse a tad concerned that they'd over-stretch the elastic on my thong.

heyy, its a pretty thong, and i defend my pretty thongs with a vengeance(when im sober) alright.

Eldon had bought a 1 litre packet of orage huice with pulp and was drinking it straight outta the packet. i wanted some too, so i poured some into my mouth. i missed the 2nd time and got it on my neck and down my top. bloody hell. i had to go to the toilet and clean up best as i could but i still felt orangey sticky.

so yea. we caught Van Helsing, which is a pretty no-brainer show. but a good no-brainer show la. i quite fancied Dracula's three brides.

gorgeous, sexy, voluptuous, bloody evil and with the ability to fly.. what more could a girl want?

i started feeling kinda ill during the movie tho, and i kept fidgeting. my contacts were so damn dry, plus i was starting to have a splitting headache. but Andre, who was sitting beside me, was kind enough to offer me some of his water. thanks, dude. *grinz*

and t'was pretty cool. i quite felt like kate beckingsale in the movie. damn i forgot her character's name. but she was so cool. she had those spiky boots(which i've got) and she was also wearing this big black crucifix around her neck, like i was during the movie.

im cool!!

*cough* and after the movie, that was it. t'was 6.30am when the movie was over, and all of us were pretty damn tired. the bunch of us slinked outta cine.. and i saw Shawn outside again. Andre was talking to Shawn, and i said bye to em, and then i got into Chai's car. i would've gone home by myself but my headache was quite killing me. Andre wanted to gimme some cash to take a cab home coz he said that Chai was too tired to send me back but i didnt wanna take his money and besides, i knew that Chai could and would send me home coz chai's so damn nice. *grinz*

but really, i appreciated him sending me back la, i really did. he's a brudda for life, that fella. he's a real keeper.

i got back home, and i seriously thought i was gonna barf. i took a shit when i got back home, and my head hurt so i lay my head down and i nearly fell asleep. i soon realised that it'd be really gross to fall asleep in the loo with the smell of crap wafting in the air so i took my bath, lay down on my bed, and conked out from 8am til 1.30pm.

i even had cake in my hair from the cake-flinging at Swing but i was too damn shagged to wash it all out. t'was like gel, man. everyone had cake in their hair. blergh.

and thats abt it for the whole of saturday and half of sunday. saturday rawwwkkked my socks off.

and later, on sunday afternoon, i woke up, was a good girl, didnt go out with Donovan but stayed home with my mom instead, washed my hair and the cake outta it(finally), and did some chores before i went back to sleep and my mom went out with her friend for dinner. Happy Mothers' Day, y'all.

i love my friends, and i love my mommy too. *muacks*